You all loved my last post on Hilarious Parenting Tweets, so I decided to do another one. Parents, are you ready to laugh? Check out these funny little messages posted on Twitter all about the trials & tribulations of parenting! Follow these users for more funny quips!
10 More Hilarious Parenting Tweets
I talk a lot of shit for a guy standing in Kohl's, holding my wife's purse as she tries on clothes.
— GurleyMan30 (@gamecox93) March 16, 2016
When grocery shopping with my kids, the fact that I make it home with anything besides alcohol is a damn miracle.
— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) March 15, 2016
Me: Where did the candy go?
3-year-old: The dog told me to eat some of it.
Me: Half of that isn't true.
3: He told me to eat all of it.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 16, 2016
What I say:
Get in the car
What my kids hear:
Have a snack
Shriek like monkeys
Open 3 umbrellas indoors
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) March 17, 2016
I tucked my kids in last night and said, "See you in the morning!" and then we laughed and laughed. Saw them 16 more times before sunrise.
— Cray at Home Ma (@cray_at_home_ma) March 9, 2016
I've cleaned for hours to get to the point where, if somebody came over, I could probably say, "Sorry, we didn't have a chance to clean."
— Apparently a Parent (@parentapparent) January 23, 2016
At what point do I stop blaming the time change for nightmarish bedtimes & get back to blaming my terrible parenting skills?
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) March 18, 2016
Parenting is telling your kids to go upstairs and change their clothes, but instead they wrestle for 15 minutes and come down naked.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) March 17, 2016
Putting pants on my son = putting pants on a pissed off flailing octopus.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) March 16, 2016
My to do list is longer than my attention span.
— FleurDeLea (@Celestinelea90) March 9, 2016